So, I don’t do much of anything with this blog anymore, but amazingly, people still visit it quite a lot. Is this because my writing is so wonderful? No. Is this because I have so many stalkers? No. Is it because my mum visits it everyday? No, no, no.
Is it, then, because I wrote so many excellent tips about backpacking in Peru? Yes, but only partly. Mostly the searches that get people to this blog are things like “Peruvian men”, “Peruvian men, bad?” and even “Peruvian penis”.
The Peruvian velociraptor guy has no idea that the story of him trying (and failing!) to get into bed with me has had hundreds of views and counting. (He has now disappeared from my Facebook, but about a year ago I saw he had married a pretty Peruvian girl. )
So here it is, my blog from when I was in London and Peru, saved for the ages, and read solely by people with a horny penchant for Peruvian men. Enjoy!
Oh and I don’t know how to get rid of the “Updates every Monday, promise” thing at the right. I’ve really, really tried. Promise.